IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
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