i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
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