i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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