lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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