Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
Why are your pants in the freezer?
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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