Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
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