C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
Randomize
