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I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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