? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
Someone came in the potted fern
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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