We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
Randomize
