why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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