I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
handjob tips. give me some.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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