Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
And then the night went full on bisexual.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
