I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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