Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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