Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
Randomize
