Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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