Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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