Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
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