I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
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