You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
That's how pantless uber rides happen
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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