i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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