I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
vagina is talking i cant
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
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