I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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