I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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