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wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"

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(504): View more from Louisiana

Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.

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(443): View more from Maryland

I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?

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(201): View more from New Jersey

kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.

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(303): View more from Colorado

Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever

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(440): View more from Ohio

Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks

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(815): View more from Illinois

Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people

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(563): View more from Iowa

What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.

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