your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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