YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
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