Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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