so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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