dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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