do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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