she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
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