Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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