You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
apparently the secret to your success is patron
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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