Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
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