His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Randomize
