You surviving the open bar?
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So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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