kristin has been a bad kristin
I was high as a kite when I got pulled over by a cop and he asked me for my ID and if I had been smoking weed, I said no and gave him my debit card.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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