Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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