I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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