S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
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