he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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