i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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