R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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