Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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