You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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