i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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