You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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