I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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