So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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