fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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