This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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