bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
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